Saturday, June 21, 2008

Jokes Jokes Jokes

The jokes and pictures below come from Himantayon.com. Ever since Vanessa posted it on her blog, I was immediately hooked! Haha. Either you're not a Bisaya native or your just plainly, undeniably ALIEN, abnormal or simply incapable of digesting humor. My friend, if your the latter, you've got one, very sad monotonous life. To those corny bastards out there looking for fun, you're on the right track!


*DRUM ROLLS*


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1.

“Bai, unsa gani to’y address sa himantayon.com?”

- IT Manager from a reputable IT firm in Manila


2.
Sa Land Transportation Office in Davao:




3.

Spotted on the streets..




4.

Lapu-Lapu City, Cebu. February 3, 2008. 12:45 PM.

Classmate1: Kuyog lang namo, bai!

Classmate2: Di lagi ko kay wa koy pamlite!

Classmate1: Ako lagi plite nimo!

Classmate2: Padung ra pud lagi didto?

Classmate1: Di oi! Back to back!

5.

Haha. A sign in HongKong..


6.


akay sa 04C nga jeep. February 05, 2008. 6:00PM.

Duha ka mga pasahero ang nag-istoryahanay. Kusog kaayo ang mga tingog.

Girl: Unsa diay nang http?

Gay: Ha?

Girl: Http gud. Kanang naa sa internet. Di ba, ang www kay worldwide web man na?

Gay: Aw, uu. Ang http kay wa ra na uy! Char-char ra na.


7.

Cebu City.

Samtang nagsakay mi ug jeep sa akong classmates, kita mi sa billboard sa Convergys.

Classmate 1 (dako kaayo’g tingog): Haaaayyyy! Convergys! My dream car!!!

Classmate 2: Call center man na bai…

8.

A restaurant menu in CDO..

9.

Pag Sinulog, January 20, 2008.

Nag ‘tambay mi sa usa ka mall kuyog akong cousin.

Me: Lott, asa nindot butangan sa henna? Diri sa buko-buko or diri sa tangkugo?

Lott: Uhmm…dira lang sa naple (gitudlo niya akong tangkugo).

10.

First week sa December. Electromagnetics 2 Class.

Nag report among group mate sa solution:

Group mate: The electric field is given by the equation…(blah blah blah)…subs…substi…substitushing this to the equation will give us the answer.

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For more hilariously entertaining clips. visit: himantayon.com


2 comments:

Beajai said...

Wahahahahaha! Dugay na kaayo ko wa nakadungog ug kataw anan gyud na bisaya na jokes.

Unknown said...

haha. if you want, you can check out the website.. www.himantayon.com

grabe.

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