Sunday, July 11, 2010

Megan Fox is a TRANNY! As in Transsexual.

The rumors of Megan Fox's true gender has been all over the web. I laughed it off when I first heard it. And will certainly laugh still after reading this article

If you're a Megan fan and refuse to read the bogus and offensive article, I will do you a favor and provide you with the important details it claims.

Megan's real name, they say, is Mitchell Reed Fox. He was born at Rockwood, Tennessee. She was encouraged by her parents to wear dresses and her dreams of becoming a supermodel and an actress. Her mother, Darlene couldn't be more proud of her daughter for achieving her dreams of being the most beautiful woman in the world and walked down the aisle in a wedding dress towards the man she loves intensely, Austin Green.



There's no way she's a transsexual. I saw her on Mean Girls. She was young then. So when did she have her sex change? If she ever did, it would have been way before the release of the movie,  making her impossibly young to be subjected to a cosmetic surgery of that kind. And what of her parents? No normal parents would want it for their children regardless of her mother's support of her dreams, if ever it be true. 

Megan Fox is a superstar. Those waiting to undermine her career would have had it plastered on all reputable magazines and not on cheap tabloids and random sites. There should be a one helluva MEDIA CIRCUS now and we don't see any. 

 I don't know where Weekly World News got their scoop but I refuse to believe any kind of information they have provided unless I see this rumor confirmed on People.com, USA Today, and EW. 

In the unlikely chance that I am proven wrong, this explains my attraction and devotion to the HOTNESS and AWESOMENESS that is the VIXEN in MEGAN FOX who is happily married to her love, AUSTIN GREEN. I wish her all the best in her career. Transformers was wrong to cut her from the movie. Majority of the male AND envious female population not only watch Transformers for robot warfare but for the sizzling appeal of Megan Fox. How do you explain the millions that Jennifer's Body raked in? The plot was predictable, it was so-so movie. The only difference was, it had MEGAN FOX on it. 

SO DEAR READERS, IF YOU CHANCE UPON AN ARTICLE REFUTING WORLD WEEKLY NEWS, LET ME KNOW!


And would you believe Austin Green said, 'I am the luckiest man alive. I gained a wife and a BROTHER on the same day. I am more in love with HIM than ever'. Yeah, I know. Sounds definitely bogus to me.

8 comments:

chingching said...

whoa!!! still at shock by her ambiguous nature.

aka Procne said...

don't believe it pa. This was from a tabloid. no proof yet.

Hussein said...

how can they be so mean. it ain't true jade. I've made a research on that myself.

i so envy brian, the alleged hubby of the girl in my fantasy.

and yeah, TRANSFORMERS 3 sucks! they should have chosen a replacement that is equally beautiful and hot like Megan or better else, not cut her out!

P.S, Megan was still hot even in a wedding dress. what a beautiful creature!

aka Procne said...

Don't call her creature, she's a freaking demi-goddess! HAHA.

Was it Brian? The news says AUSTIN GREEN. She's over Brian, her hubby's name is AUSTIN GREEN.

And yes, it ain't true. I am such a dunce, I did not research about the site's reputation. Apparently, weekly world news is a TABLOID. What they write and post in their sites are almost always MADE UP!

Hussein said...

its Brian Austeen Green.

It actually started at the Golden Globes when she said,"I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a transvestite. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."

She really said that but I'm sure it was just a joke from a humble hottest woman ever! weekly world news was just dissecting the issue.

aka Procne said...

WWN is a tabloid. It explains everything. you know how they work.

Sarcasm was coated all over her statement, WWN exaggerated it and fragmented a bogus story. HAHA. I'm sure Megan is laughing at this issue while having her Starbucks frappe.

Brian Austin Green. Haha. I'm sorry. I didn't bother knowing his complete name. I don't follow Megan's love life at all. Hollywood relationships are so fickle they change partners before they can say BREAK UP. LOL.

Hussein said...

i agree! that's why I'm still hoping that they would separate SOON. hahaha. Megan is still young. We could have date first before entering a serious commitment. LOL

I don't see the point of fragmenting nor exaggerating the statement. I find it unfair for Megan most especially with regards to those who really believed she was a tranny

aka Procne said...

Balt. You're delusional. 'we could have dated'. Dude, seriously!

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